My Fandom Brings All the Boys To The Yard
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odaliae:

trollsfan:

roxytherogue:

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why’dya wana be anything like me :(

WHY WOULD YOU?

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paperseverywhere:

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Bruce

Seriously

TOO SOON

rp partner: i suppose our muses could be happy for once
me: or
me: OR
me: we kill them
Story of My Life

bachsonofapollo:

I hate practicing because I sound like shit

I sound like shit because I hate practicing

gamergirl666999:

tryna hide your hickies like

gamergirl666999:

tryna hide your hickies like

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

if you have my catchphrase, and i have your catchphrase, THEN WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE

YOU ARE MY HERO OKAY MARRY ME RIGHT NOW